Gas Mask Drawing Creepypasta Easy Drawings Laughing Jack

Ah, yes. looks like it be that time again. The dawn of the macabre despite it not being October!

"Nyeeeeeh! outdated page much?!"

I have a life you know, taintwaffle

Ahem, now that that's that, lets see what where dealing with here. Charles! what battle is first for the axe today?

Oh god....

OH GOD......

NOT THAT, ANYTHING BUT THAT. I'LL REVIEW LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE! I'LL GIVE TO THE POOR, I'LL TRY TO GET INTO BOKU NO HERO! JUST PLEASE NO.

Well, not like i have anything better to do. Time to torture myself.

(The battle stars with some kind of carnival music with a guy that sounds like mickey mouse's retarded cousin singing over it. it doesn't take long for one to realize that this battle is either a joke, or just sucks. After a few seconds, the voiceover screams as the intro pops in, fnaf jumpscare style, and then the battle REALLY starts)

"EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

(No, that was not an exaggeration, when the dude yelled parodies he did it for like, 6 seconds. also, the mickey mouse voice i mentioned before is even more prominent here. And just as ear-grating, too.)

eyeless jack vs lauging jaaaaack!

BEGIN!

Eyeless Jack:

It's Eyeless Jack here, and I'm back for revenge

(Back for revenge? Didn't you and laughing jack just meet? Or is ERBParodies implying that the ships were real and that they had a bad break-up? Also, when was it the criteria that every one of the (very few) battles eyeless jack appears in had to have him say "it's eyless jack here!" as his intro? Like, I know he's gotta be all "Mr. bombastic" but, they introduced you already, asshole!)

I'll murder all these verses like I did to all my friends

("Yooo, yesterday was the bomb brah, I murdered all my friends and fuckin' ate their kidneys, it was soo fuckin' legit, bro")

I'll blister this mister jester, you're nothing but a cloud wisp

I couldn't stand to see your story, and I'm absolutely Eyeless

(Alright boys! there it is, our freindly reminder that eyeless jack is eyeless!)

Now I'll wear my mask again like it was a masquerade

(Don't you like, never take it off anyway?)

Better quit your laughing, cause I'm about to jack your fame!

(PAUSE!)

My flows are darker than the void in my heart and eyes

(oof, somebody get this man a job in poetry cuz that was abysmal amazing.)

Even with your clown cousin, Ronald, victory would still be mine!

( "That verse was lifeless! you had no joy in it!" )

Laughing Jack

All around the mulberry bush, the clown chased the blind man

(Clammy clown clicks his tongue to create a clamorous cacophony of cliches)

With a weird eating disorder, dude, stop eating those hands!

(Eyeless jack eats kidneys, did these guys even READ the stories)

I'm going ham, squeezing your ass until Pop Goes the Weasel

(WHAT?)

I'll maniacally take you down, eyeless man, I'm pure evil!

(Oh, it's so easy when you're evil, this is the life you see, the devil says that i'm edgy! i do it all because i'm evil! and i do it all for free! your kidneys are all the pay i'll ever need!)

I bring pain! You'll go insane just like my playmate Isaac

(who?)

Before you get kicked, smacked with a brick, and a mouthful of ticks!

(Unfortunately, doing a proper review on this abomination means that I had to READ the pastas, and from what i read, LJ stuffs kids to the brink of getting full and then eats them. nothing about bricks, nothing about ticks, nothing about kicks, nothing about

You see how dope I'm flowing? Oops! I guess not

(Alright boys! there it is, our friendly reminder that eyeless jack is eyeless!)

I'll break to your home, trash your rooms, and leave a dead dog!

(What, you want smoke with dogs too? what're you, DIO?)

Eyeless Jack (round 2)

This Dumbo given by angels' about to get back some pain

(Two rounds before a royale? doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of said royale?)

I'll end you harder than that little kid you maimed, remember James?

(Well no shite he remembers. T'was HIS murder!)

You're dressed as an emo mime, while I've got vicious battle rap attacks

(But apparently walking around with a hoodie and nothing else is not emo.)

Cut you no slack, I'm making a comeback, you'll remember Eyeless Jack!

(*GASP* eyeless jack isn't eyeless? what a twist!)

Laughing Jack (round 2)

I may be a clown, but this time I'm not joking

(Laughing jack, you realize that you just conceded to being a clown right?)

It'll be a pleasure to nail you to the wall and cut you wide open

(gore)

I'm dispersing these rhymes so hot, they'll make you descend

(wait a second...

• screetchy voice
• firey notes
• is a clown....

Why don't you leave this battle now and go jack off to BEN?

(Masturbation jokes, oh how i love thee and all thy overused splendor)

The Observer:

It's the Observer, hacking into this war between two fools

(So, chronologically, did the observer hack in to the battle and let the rappers in? Did he create a "back door" for other rappers to pass through? I DON'T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS).

You bitches never learn, but I'm gonna leave you two schooled

(I'll be the judge of that...)

I've been observing, I'll leave you burning, before this next rhyme

(Seriously, HOW DOES THIS ASSHOLE KNOW THIS IS A ROYA--)

And I be swervin', even murdering your tribes twelve times

(hahahahahah! i be swervin! this boy's going to the NBA! bout to shoot some serious hoops!

You could never find me with these bombs that I'm dropping

(BREAKING: terrorist attacks on creepy emo teenagers leaving investigators shocked and aroused!)

Trying to fight me is useless, I'll always be forever watching

(Those sweet kung fu moves observer is doing, he really is a truly dangerous contener)

Okay, you two. Let's see what today we've learned

(that you're trying out for the NBA, you're a terorist, and you're a creepy stalker who knows kara-tay

How many jacks does it take to know YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE OBSERVER?

(ooh! spoopy red text? Does that mean it's already "demonic second half of the verse" time?)

Just like my friend, Noah, I'll leave your brain melting

I interrupted your verses, because I found them repelling

(And i'm doing the same to yours for the same reason)

Your souls will be mine after I have a feast on your asses

(if i hear ONE MORE RAPPER talk about eating arse, i swear to gosh)

None of you punks are even prepared for when I TAKE OFF MY GLASSES

(MIKE WAZOWSKI?)

Ticci Toby:

They call me Ticci Toby, not like you'd c-care that much

(No, toby. i do not. thank you for acknowledging me)

Once I'm done talking to myself, I'll blow steam on you punks

("when you vape, you could be inhaling peices of metal and exhaling it on to your foes")

You think you are creepy? This twitching kid don't give two shits

(said the one who's pasta made jeff the killer look like phantom of the opera)

I'll kill you all off and feed you to the ticks

(again, another character who brings an unforeseen killing method to the rap. i get you need to make your verse rhyme but good god, at LEAST give the pastas you make a video about a passing glance!)

Stop acting like you're hot when you're colder than the rain

(props to Toby for de-sexualizing creepypasta characters. that ought to keep sassy mama the hungry blood lover away!)

How can you damage me? I'm fucking immune to all pain

Don't even try to diss me or your life will be at stake

(the jacks? maybe. but your def gonna get your ass handed to you by the observer)

You picking on the retarded kids is the last mistake you'll ever make

(wow, we don't even need herobrine to rap, his dude called HIMSELF retarded)

Herobrine:

Herobrine has joined to disconnect you from your dicks

(well thats just downright weird...WAIT.......HEROBRINE I SWAER TO GOD GIVE ME BACK MY DIC--)

I'm pulling out my diamond sword to leave all of your throats slit

You two Jack-offs should just piss off, you'll experience your End with me

(Another masturbation joke. and the worst part is i can't even laugh because HEROBRINE STOLE MY DI--)

And all I can Observe from this anti-social brat is an Enderman wannabe!

(look who's talking about copying, white-eye steve.)

Please, these cheesy teases of terror should've known they can't take this

(yeah sure fine whatever, GIVE ME BACK MY DICK)

I'll cause heart attacks, nightmares, death, and do it all in 8 bits!

(unforseen killing method 3: the return)

Don't try to take on my blank eyes, this Swede'll be the last contender

Wherever you're suffering you'll know I'll be watching in the Short Render

herobrine fades away*

(wait, where are you going? HEY.... HEY! get back here with my DICK! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU, RETURN MY COVERT WIENER YOU CRETIN!!!!)

The Midnight Man's chorus

♪ Don't turn on the lights during the Midnight Game

(wait, we're singing now? why does the midnight man get a whole ass song?)

Do not use a flashlight during the Midnight Game

(Evidently, not a good song either)

Do not go to sleep, during the Midnight Game

(seriously, did the midnight man hire a fucking barbershop quartet to do his intro?)

And don't attempt to use another's blood for your name ♪

(I never did understand what that line meant, how do you use someones blood for your name, by pretending to be one's brother?)

The Midnight Man

If you think you're gonna beat me, you're lost in your dreams

("Do not go to sleep, during the Midnight Game")

Purifying crappypastas like you is just ritual for me

(I won't lie, I consider this to be one of the best verses in terms of flow, but if you expect me to understand these verses, than you're lost in your dreams.)

Walk your little game, Herobrine, I bask in the tears of the damned

I'm an embodiment of faith, your fate's in my hands!

(if it really were, than you would just end this battle here. Also, while you're at it, TELL THAT NO ACCOUNT PIXELATED POSER TO RETURN MY PEEPEE.)

Take a blood sample, make a case of the proxy behind the screen

You can't see I'll be cackling at the deaths of these teens

(Laugh it up, but you're dealing with some fierce competition)

Until the clock strikes twelve, you're in my realm, no escape

Darkness you can't handle, light your candle, pray for the day!

(oooh, spoopy!)

Before we enter Mr. Buren's verse, let me just take a moment to talk about costumes, because in this battle in particular, they're a huge draw of the battle)

(believe it or not, THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT MAN)

(I know that you don't exactly need a budget when it comes to making rap battles of all things, but c'mon! this literally looks like an edgy teen cosplaying a crackhead santa claus. The midnight man is a far cry from justin downing liquid metal hot chocolate! at that point, just make it into a png image, nothing ventured, nothing gained, its not like this battle isn't already lazy as fuck as is!)

(Alright already! jeez)

Richard Van Buren

Are you feeling lonely? Then come visit my site

I'm not afraid of two Jacks, an observer and Midnight

(implying that you ARE afraid of herobrine, which makes sense since he steals people's dicks, but that's neither here nor there.)

I'm as crazy as an ape on this track, just check the links

You'll find more than you bargained for when you come for the kinx!

(s e x j o k e. f u n n y r i g h t ?)

I'll perform a seance to tell this moose that he's just useless

(What the fresh hell is toby doing?)

Any attack from a hack and his Jacked friends on me is fruitless!

(fun drinking game: whenever somebody says the word "jack" and is not directly referring to either rapper, take a shot)

When you find my site, you'll be tongue tied, like when I rap and diss

(Nice rhythm bro! you totally didn't force it or anything.)

This staticy kid's so lonely, I bet he would try and fap to this!

(One of the best finishers in this "battle." And he has nothing to show for it because the rest of his verse is absolute flaming garbage.)

Intercom:

SCP'S 106 AND 087 HAVE ESCAPED, KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR BOTH...

SCP-087 & SCP-106:

(SCP-106 is in bold italics and 087 is in bold, not coloring them, go cry about it)

Welcome to the never-ending staircase of Hell

(I would like to think the staircase is symbolism for the battle itself, in that both go on for way too fuckin long. Also, neither of you are creepypastas, just fodder for Dr. Bob videos. Also also WHY IS 106 WEARING A FUCKING JEFF THE KILLER SHIRT. PNGs PEOPLE! USE THEMMMMMM)

Once I'm released from my cell, you know your lives won't end well

(AND THERE ARE TWO OF YOU???)

There's no lights, so you're in for a treat

(If I had a dollar for every time somebody in a creepypasta rap battle said "you're in for a treat")

We're most uncontainable freaks since 173!

("Hey! we're just like SCP-173! You know, the cooler SCP? Acknowledge us!")

There's a baby down here, don't you want him to be safe?

(GASP! the baby has been turned into a png image!)

Then get the mics outta those faces, I'm Radically insane!

(Can't you just tell by the rapidly shaking camera?)

Ready to see my real face? Come near us if you dare

(nah i'm good. You've gotten the point that you are vErY ScARy through already.)

We'll be waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs!

(have fun)

The Rake:

Your rhymes are as tedious as your never-ending staircase

(That's what I'm saying no segue guy!)

And you so called creepypastas are such a waste of space

(And... Who are you?)

Watch me munch on these monsters like I munch on sick rhymes

(How about you munch on deez nuts)

I'm The Rake, bitches, great bitches, haunting through time

(how does one haunt through time?)

I've been around for so many centuries, now making these SCPs history

(I think if anything, the SCPs have been around for many years)

I've been trapped after death, but I'm breaking free, and no one will figure out my mystery

(the way some of these verses are executed so major league scuffed)

My feet will keep crawling and my rhymes will keep flowing

(These verses supply no substance either)

Just like my internet fame, my mouth will keep growing

(Vore)

Candle Cove Crew:

skin taker:

Light the candle on this Candle Cove, Skin Taker has arrived!

(The captions SAY light the candle on this candle cove, but skin taker's voice actor said "light the candle on this candle")

I want you to scream in my studio, so go inside!

(Is this skeleton trying to come onto me?)

I've been investigated by tons, you're the Laughingstock of me

(I bet you're super popular in 2018 right???)

Don't touch your remote yet, 'cause here's Pirate Percy!

(R.I,P to the headphone people)

Pirate Percy

It's Pirate Percy, maties, no way you'll get through me

(hang on, hang on, hang on, you're pirate percy? Ah hell nah i thought you were FUCKING villager! Also, good to know you and the skin taker put your differences aside)

I'll make you scream as soon as I exit your TV screen

(unforeseen killing method! how you been, man!)

I'll be laughing at this jackass while making the rest of you suffer

(*fills up shot glass*)

Because a battle is no place for you already dead landlubbers!

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU)

Horace Horrible

It's clear that we've entered a hostile environment

(Can't you just tell by the edgy teens in hoodies?)

So allow the man in top hat to teach you about violence

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attUrDwfdr8)

Just takes a slash of the throat and death ensues children

(good to know)

Just like the lost treasure, you'll never be seen again

(My dad is a lost treasure)

BOB:

Once you hear the sound of glass shattering downstairs

You've known that you are in for a true frightening scare

("true frightening scare" is my new favorite sentence)

I'm the Creature, I'm your teacher, so get ready to stop

(I WANNA BE TOUGHT THINGS!)

You guys are gonna die when you meet the eyes of BOB

I might have no arms but I'll still slam you till you're dead

("And I'm probably gonna do it with my big ass head")

You'll see me through the space of the curtains when you're in your bed

(OH COME ON!)

This is your final warning, there is no way to harm me

("how can you damage me? i'm fucking immune to all pain!")

Online wimps like yourselves would think I needed an Army

(Said the online wimp)

Grey Man:

Time to go to sleep, you freak, you'll never escape

(oh, but THIS guy got to be a png image)

You hide in labs and forests while I haunt the Dreamscape!

(so, by all intents and purposes, The Midnight man would kill me before you did, seeing as one cannot sleep during his game.)

Pray your death comes quick when you see me in the distance

(HOLY SHIT, A PNG IMAGE. DEAR GOD, SAVE MY SOUL!!!!)

I'll paint a Rake and his armless mate all over the Violence District!

(You hide in labs and forests while I haunt the Dreamscape!)

None of Slendy's proxies or you SCP's could scare me

You hear me? Puppets and a twisted Ron Jeremy

Midnight's worse than Twilight, leave this square dismembered

You've seen the man I am, still want to remember?

UBOA:edit | edit source

I'd rather not remember, your face is ugly as sin

Now let's turn out the lights because the fun shall begin!

I'm known as an NPC but I have spawned many stories

And this stalker must be high if he thinks he's got all the glory

Don't even think about touching me, I'll send your ass to the Desert

I'll let out these screams and make sure you all get severed

There's Snow way out of this, can't get away with your bike

Pinch yourselves now, for I have taken over your lives!

Polybius:edit | edit source

Oh, all of these tripping creepypastas are making me sick

Just like my game, I'll chop you up into 8 bits

We got a guy without arms and a little masquerade

All of you will be doomed when you step in my arcade

I'll break you like a rake, leave you all to your demise

I covered up the kids I killed with Secrets and Lies

I kick it old school, and I'm gonna be your teacher

I'm shaking down this battle, so get ready to have a seizure

BRVR:edit | edit source

I'll never love you all, stop interfering my channels

Just let me catch you all and light you up like the Midnight Man's candles

I don't need any love from all of you faggots who haven't won

I have no hard feelings, especially when you all are done

You bitches are the big reason on why I want to die

I'm charging up, so make sure you run away and hide

I know when you're lying to me, so prepare for shock attack

JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I DON'T WANT YOU TO COME BACK!!!

Happy Appy:edit | edit source

Hello children! Welcome to this episode of Happy Appy

I'm friendly, I'm fruity, but I'm also feeling snappy

I may have got banned from Nick Jr, but I'm still standing strong

With how much this rodent obsesses, it's like he wants his owner's schlong

Now everybody calm down, because the violence is building

Let's broadcast these slaughters, cause that's natural, children

Well, let's conclude this episode, I had fun with you all

See you all next time, in the afterlife hall!

[Note: From here on, Creepy Luna is in purple text, while CreepyBloom is in pink text.]

Luna Game:edit | edit source

You'll hear the trotting of your doom, the galloping of your death soon

Except this time it ain't a game, I'll be the princess of a Blood Moon!

It's the queen that leaves even Pinkamena scared to death

Let's see you try to clop after witnessing this JPEG!

Prepare to be kicked to the desktop, here comes Creepybloom

It won't take five games to turn this loon into Happy Appy-juice!

My rhymes will buck you hard, haunt you Equestria Daily

You'll be spammed and deleted cause The End is Neigh!

Sally:edit | edit source

I'm a sad girl trapped inside this wreck of a home

Don't even go near me, just turn around and go

Wanna play a game? A game called hide-and-go-seek?

I'll drown you in depression and we shall go to sleep

I'm living in my pond of my really wet tears

Can you please get out? I want some alone time here

I want to live my dreams, getting crossed like a tally

You monsters lost against the lonely, depressed Sally

MARIO:edit | edit source

Let's-a go bro! Go on ahead and open the file

This game has just begun, so you'll be here for a while

My story's actually true, so that means I can take on you

The JPEG will make you have the chills when you're crying in your room

This is the selfish way out, let your true king take this

When Yoshi takes over your life, you will never be truly missed

Welcome to the Yellow Switch Palace, you'll never be free!

So let's play a game of hide and seek, TRY TO FIND ME!

Dead Bart:edit | edit source

Try to find you? You'll be under the sink

With your plumbers crack showing for everyone to see

I left Matt Groening crying and shaking like a little girl

Until he was too scared to mention me to the rest of the world

You try to act tough, but face the facts

Your princess is with Bowser and she ain't ever coming back

You try to change the channel but I'll hide the remote-o

And rain Grey Man's grey matter on the streets of Kyoto!

[Note: From here on, Tails Doll is in yellow text, while Sonic.exe is in blue text.]

Sonic FEAR:edit | edit source

The Number One killer doll is here, let me tell you a tale

How I beat all of you creepy wannabe fails

Can you feel the sunshine? Because I'll stab you where it doesn't

I'll be piling all of your bodies, dozen by the dozen

You can try to unlock me, but none of you will get far

My telekinetic abilities will attack once you play Sonic R

I'd love to stay and play, but I need more kids to meet me

Let me bring in the second player, Sonic.exe

This is the end, little fakers, yes, it ends today

And now I'm gonna kick your ass the evil hedgehog way

You can't escape, can't get away, you little Jack Baybays

I'm gonna laugh at you and scare you away

My eyes bleed red but you're all gonna be dead

Cause when I catch up to you, I'm gonna rip off your heads

All your stories are flawed, all flagged for fraud

One more thing... I... AM... GOD!

WHO WAS PHONE?:edit | edit source

Who was I? Well, I was mother freaking phone

Will you shut the crap up? I am mad at your tone

You're all Jeff rip-offs, so you can suck my Slender dick

Herobrine, I'll kick you out like it was a Sparta kick

Who was phone, coming in fast

You'll need a cast like DarkLink's ass

Talk about being God your economy is high

You and Tails Doll are gay mates who need high fives

Drop dead, because you suck If you dislike this battle, I dont give a duck

Yo, Rake, your nipples are ice cream cones

Wait a second. Wait, WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:edit | edit source

I'll take your lives when I look you dead in the eye

You'll be screaming before you can even subscribe

You know you're fucked when you face Glesgorv

Before you know it, all your sanity will be absorbed

Who was Phone? Who gives a shit? You're a mess!

I'm the best of the best, you won't ever find success

My stare alone sends shivers into grown ups and kids

I bring terror to the 'Tube, like User 666!

Russian Sleep Experiment:edit | edit source

Enough, Byron, your code's already been cracked

With these lines I've got packed yours just look whack!

Let's try a little experiment, in the end you'll break!

Cause you will never sleep when my rhymes keep you awake!

I'll just gas you with my disses, so don't be having paranoia

It'll take less than 30 days for me to verbally destroy ya!

I am in the madness within you all! And with that you got beat!

I'll leave you in such a state you no longer want to be freed!

HABIT:edit | edit source

Knock, knock, who's there? Must be the rabbit, call me HABIT

I'm nailing every one of you Crappypastas in only one little casket

None of you can stop me for it is I who inHABITS this sanctuary

CanYouSeeTheWords on what I'm writing? Cause it's about to get scary!

I possess people turning them into the world's greatest killers and villains

You're just restless skeletons messing with the Happy Puppet children!

I've driven EverymanHYBRID mad with Slender Man on my side

I AM MANKIND'S BAD HABIT, YOU ALL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE!

Squidward's Suicide:edit | edit source

Barnacle heads, be quiet, while I work on my art!

You call yourselves creepypastas but you lack the creepy part

Bunnicula's efforts to be frightening will all be in vain

You can say what you want, I went out like Kurt Cobain!

Be gone, just DO IT! Spit an improper diss, I'll SHOOT IT!

I blasted a fantastic symphony that night, and THEY KNEW IT!

I'm playing a deadly melody even when I'm deceased!

This battle's reached it's sonata, and I can rest in peace

[Note: From here on, Suicidemouse.avi is in light gray text, while Abandoned by Disney is in dark cyan text.]

Suicidemouse.avi & Abandoned by Disney:edit | edit source

No, I'm not having it, just watch my clip and it'll make you die

Horror, scariness, and darkness all packed inside an terrifying .avi

You overdosed on Krabby Patties, you're nothing but lost hope

Wanna see my head come off? Let me just grab my rope!

Ha, no! You're just an attraction here, while I'm the big deal!

Rhymes so unreal they'll reveal that you'll kneel and squeal

I made Disney shit his pants yet you think your skill is odd?

Don't need to run from me, YOU'RE ALREADY ABANDONED BY GOD!

Evil Otto:edit | edit source

I've been summoned to battle all these cheesy whining hacks

You sent chills down people's spines? I gave children heart attacks

You copypastas can't scare me, I leave the bodies piling

Go ahead and throw your disses, I'll just keep on smiling!

When I'm seen, even the toughest can't help but faint!

I'm scarier than you pussies and I can be drawn in MS Paint!

Been making kids go Berzerk, these 43 pixels are lethal!

Game over, motherfuckers, you've met with the face of true evil!

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